This is how you sell! - Page 5

KCzaja,

Yes there are alot of childish, child like people on this board.  Me included.   I preach to anyone who will listen that children do not belong on the internet, my children were not.   The internet will never be safe for children just as you wouldnt let your child wander the streets of any major city alone.  People can be so stupid sometimes.  Children must always be supervised when using a computer period.    CaptMikes parents should be told what he's been up to.

iluvmygsd,

Personally  I like mine healthy and firm, a little smaller and perky..................................:)

Blitzen,

I consider myself an expert and I have extensive experience thru research and years of study...:)

As all would agree size really doesnt matter....:)

Everybody try to have a good day today, I will.

Mens reaction to boobs is the same as dogs who  smell where a bitch has peed.  Eyes glaze, he drools & they start to chatter!!! 

LMAO!  Well put and oh so true.

I'd love to take the credit for being the girl with her hands on her hips. I can hold my own in the boob department but mine aren't THAT impressive. I can't believe this thread is still going. Bash a few people, dogs or breeders and yank, post some titties and it's all gooood! I vote for some more Chippendales or the Thunder from Down Under I missed a couple years back ,when I was in Vegas.

Now ladies, 

All men are not the same,  we have our bad points yes, but we have a few good ones too.......:)

LOL...................  4pack

In all fairness I would not be offended at a Chippendale model selling Stud service in a tasteful way,  remember the children.

I too am amazed that someone hasnt been sooooo offended that Oli hasnt had e-mails out the wazoo.

I think its mostly harmless and wasnt much worst than public television.

Its definately not as offensive as the bashing can often be..  Hell I'm still happy.

My the ladies could post pictures of.....................................  Nawwwww bad idea Brent.

hehehehehe

When it comes to t' lassys me likes t' natural  lassys only aye.  For looks or  touch it has to be real aye!  Me can't help being bad aye. Me be a Pirate afterall.......If any of ye natural lassys feel me has been too naughty,,perhaps ye should give  me a Spanking Aye! Me loves a lassy that will party with T' Captain and enjoy t' grog Aye!

LMAO..........  I cant help it.

Capt.  I feel like your about to be broadsided and boarded.    I believe I heard em speaking of Cat O 9 tails and keel hauling.

I dont think the post can stay afloat much longer.  

I'd say your taking on water now.  My be a good time to raise canvas and head for open water..

AYE!

Remember Lad, it ain't over till t' fat wench sings Aye!

Thats an awful sharp looking sword.    I'd hate it to find my neck should the mood change.

I never mix Grog and weapons and I never anger a woman whos armed.

Besides the Chippendale guys gonna get all the ladies anyway.

I'm heading for port in need of tobacco.    If ya go down with the ship, leave your maps and compass where I can find them

Later.........AYE!

Great Stuff, Capt Mike, a .little light relief  and banter ,after looking at some of the posts of late will do everyone a bit of Good