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by ScrewedByBroker on 08 May 2007 - 13:05
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"I know that dogs are pack animals, but it's difficult to imagine a pack of standard poodles . . . and if there was such a thing as a pack of standard poodles, where would they rove to? Bloomingdale's?"
--Yvonne Clifford
by Sunsilver on 08 May 2007 - 13:05
"Old age ain't no place for sissies" I like that one! It was Bette Davis who said that.
A couple from my files:
A few weeks after my [breast cancer] surgery, I went out to play catch with my golden retriever. When I bent over to pick up the ball, my prosthesis fell out. The dog snatched it, and I found myself chasing him down the road yelling "Hey, come back here with my breast!"
--Linda Ellerbee
Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
--Charlotte Whitton
If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to serve as a horrible warning.
--Catherine Aird
by pod on 08 May 2007 - 16:05
by Ninja181 on 08 May 2007 - 18:05
"If it ain't broke, don't fix it!"
by SchHBabe on 08 May 2007 - 18:05
by 4pack on 08 May 2007 - 18:05
by Ravenwalker on 08 May 2007 - 18:05
" The older I get, the better I was" T-shirt
"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went". Will Rogers
by Sue B on 08 May 2007 - 19:05
If there are no dogs in Heaven then there is No Heaven!!
Sue B
by Jehannum on 08 May 2007 - 20:05
by Dawn G. Bonome on 14 August 2008 - 13:08
"If you don't like living in this house, there's the door, and don't let it hit you in the A** on the way out" (MOM AND DAD!) A LOOOONG time ago!
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