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by Vito Andolini on 06 September 2018 - 00:09

As a kid, adults always ask you, "What do you want to be when you grow up?". They coach you up to do well in school, because you have to find this great job. You listen to their advice and you bust your ass to get good grades. You bust your ass at this job you hate. You try to save up and invest all of this money for retirement, and as your joints are hurting, your hair is falling off your head and growing in places hair shouldn't grow, you realize!!! You busted your ass all this time and done a complete 360. You have been looking forward to and working your ass off to live the life you had at 4 yrs old, when they asked you what you wanted to be. To live a life where you can wake up when you want, take naps, get dressed by someone else, and not worry about the occasional accident.

And how many people actually became what they wanted to be as a child? The more I think about it, the more I think that, "you can be anything you want", is total bullshit!!!! I look every day, and have never seen an ad on Craigslist job listings for "Batman".

1Ruger1

by 1Ruger1 on 06 September 2018 - 01:09

Uh, 😮,,,, Where exactly is this hair growing dear? ,,,,,
🤣 lmao

mrdarcy (admin)

by mrdarcy on 06 September 2018 - 10:09

lol,lol, the hair thing is a bit of a worry, lol, but I agree most don't grow up and be what they wanted to be at 4years old. Just as well in my case, won't say what I wanted to be as a youngsterWink SmileRed Smile


1Ruger1

by 1Ruger1 on 15 September 2018 - 17:09

Mr Darcy do tell !!! 👂,,,,,

GSD Admin (admin)

by GSD Admin on 26 September 2018 - 06:09

Vito, you are back, you sly devil. I thought I told you along time ago to stay on that Brazilian wax routine, shame on you. Waves at Deanna!

mrdarcy (admin)

by mrdarcy on 26 September 2018 - 07:09

LOL..GSDWink Smile

Deanna, just noticed your post, lol. I couldn't possibly tellRed SmileWink Smilelol,lol,lol.


1Ruger1

by 1Ruger1 on 28 September 2018 - 21:09

GSD ~
I’ve warned Vito a dozen times already !!
If he doesn’t get to that Brazilian soon he’ll be sleeping with the fishes !!!
I think he’s shy lmao
Waves at GSD🤗

Mr Darcy😮👹😉lol 


GSD Admin (admin)

by GSD Admin on 30 September 2018 - 03:09

If it was me, I would just hot wax it, lol. Especially that 70s bush, lmao. Waves back!

by Vito Andolini on 01 October 2018 - 21:10

Mr. Darcy,

This is highly inappropriate!
I know you'll do what's right with this riff-raff. We have to recruit more refined individuals and keep out this type. Perhaps some screening questions when they request to sign up?

Do you own a dog, plan on owning a dog, or aren't allergic to dogs?

Who was a better president, Ronald Reagan or Mitt Romney?

Which side is Starboard?

Does your local dealer accept the WIC card?

If so, what is his name?


I think you'll weed out people that simply do not belong, like you and I.

mrdarcy (admin)

by mrdarcy on 02 October 2018 - 09:10

LOL,LOL. Maybe you? but not I Vito. Wink Smile






 


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