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by Oprah on 16 August 2008 - 12:08
"Leave the gun, take the cannolis" Peter Clemenza
by AKGeorgias mom on 16 August 2008 - 21:08
"Do or do not. There is no try." - Yoda, Return of the Jedi
Opal
by funky munky on 16 August 2008 - 21:08
DO AS I SAY,NOT AS I DO,(my mother,and me to my kids) liz
by Trulight GSD on 17 August 2008 - 05:08
A few of my favorites:
Note to self: It is illegal to stab people for being stupid. - unkown
Motherhood: the only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time - unkown
Well behaved women seldom make history -- Mae West ( I believe)
I may be a bitch but I'm pick of the litter -- unknown
Be the kind of woman that when your feet hit the floor, the devil goes " Shit, she woke up!" -- unknown
If you can't stand behind our troops feel free to stand in front of them -- T-shirt I own
One that I have seen on a church message board -- Sunday service cannot be replaced by staying in bed and yelling " OH GOD!" I don't know who came up with this one, but I don't think I've ever come so close to wrecking my truck while laughing to the point of tears.
Kim
Trulight German Shepherds
by Dot on 17 August 2008 - 12:08
I'm out of estrogen and I've got a gun.
by zukeeper on 17 August 2008 - 14:08
I tell my husband, yeah life is a bitch, and now you married one!
by BabyEagle4U on 18 August 2008 - 04:08
"Tricks and treachery are the practice of fools that don't have the brains to be honest." ~ Benjamin Franklin
by RuegersDad on 18 August 2008 - 23:08
It's easy to have all the answers when you don't understand the questions. . . unknown
The height of rejection: when your hand falls asleep. bumper sticker
by Jyl on 06 September 2008 - 08:09
"Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes." - Lewis Grizzard
"No man can be condemned for owning a dog. As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has." - Will Rogers
"Never stand between a dog and the hydrant." - John Peers
by angusmom on 06 September 2008 - 15:09
"not all dogs are meant to be warriors" - jared, manager of parcher's resort in bishop, ca
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