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by beepy on 28 August 2008 - 21:08
Does any of this sound familiar?
Noted Judge ...............................He put up our dog Respected Judge .......................He put up our dog twice Esteemed Judge ........................He puts up anything that crawls Shown Sparingly .........................Only when we had it in the bag Show Prospect ....................He has 4 legs, 2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 tail Finished in 5 shows..............And 89 where he failed to win a ribbon He has good points.....................But his head is shaped like a carrot Won in heavy competition.........The others were revoltingly overweight Multiple group winner...................At 2 puppy matches Specialist Judge .....................Puts up anything that looks like his own breeding Well Balanced .............................Straight as a stick in front and rear. Quiet gentle natured ...................After 4 Valiums Excels in type and style...............However, moves like a spider on speed Personality Plus...........................Wakes up if you put liver up his nose. Large boned.................................Looks like a Clydesdale Good bite ............................Missed the judge, got the Steward Lovely head............................2 eyes, 2 ears, 1 mouth, 1 nose. Excels in movement ..............If he gets loose, put on running shoes Handled brilliantly by..................Nobody else can get near him Won in stiff competition.............Beat 4 puppies and a 9 year novice dog At stud to 'approved' bitches.......Those bitches whose owner's Cheque´s are approved by our bank. Linebred from famous champions.....Ch Whoozitz appears twice in 6th generation Good Obedience prospect...........Smart enough to come in from the rain But he's UGGGLEEE Terrific brood bitch...........Her conformation is the pits, but she throws big litters. Loves children..........................For breakfast, lunch and dinner Wins another Best In Show........His second, under the same judge, our Uncle |
by yellowrose of Texas on 28 August 2008 - 21:08
I Like that...
by AKVeronica60 on 28 August 2008 - 21:08
Loves children...for breakfast, lunch, and dinner....LMAO.
by 1doggie2 on 28 August 2008 - 21:08
Thank you so much for the definations. It is wise to be infomed as to what the judges are loooking for.
by Trailrider on 28 August 2008 - 23:08
LOL! Cute.
by jletcher18 on 28 August 2008 - 23:08
funny, sad, and im sure some truth in it.
john
by Penny on 28 August 2008 - 23:08
Loves Children (but cant manage a whole one !) Also love the Good obedience prospect...
Nice thread Beepy - like a good bit of fun, its night to get light-hearted on here occasionally.... Mo - Mascani
by beepy on 29 August 2008 - 10:08
Penny - I'm glad you liked it. I received it by email and it put a smile on my face for the first time that day, therefore thought I would share the humour.
by malshep on 29 August 2008 - 11:08
I laughed so hard when I came to the gentle nature after 4 valiums. This is so cute, thank you for sharing. I will have a smile on my face all day.
by dAWgESOME on 29 August 2008 - 18:08
Very funny, I'm going to have to pass this along to one of my "show" friends! Thanks for posting.
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