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Biljenbec

by Biljenbec on 30 August 2008 - 22:08


 




 


 Think before you speak... 
 
 
 Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak -
 the last one is great!
 Have you ever spoken and wished that you could
 immediately take the words back...
 or that you could crawl into a hole?
 Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did....
 
 
 FIRST TESTIMONY:
 I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three kids in tow
 and asked loudly,
 "How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow job?"
 I turned around and walked back out and never went back
 My husband didn't say a word...
 he knew better.
 
 
 SECOND TESTIMONY:
 I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf balls.
 I was unhappy with the women's type I had been using.
 After browsing for several minutes,
 I was approached by one of the good-looking ge ntlemen who works at the store.
 He asked if he could help me.
 Without thinking, I looked at him and said, "I think I like playing with men's balls"
 
 THIRD TESTIMONY:
 My sister and I were at the mall and passed by a store that sold a variety of candy and nuts.
 As we were looking at the display case,
 the boy behind the counter asked if we needed any help.
 I replied, "No, I'm just looking at your nuts."
 My sister started to laugh hysterically.
 The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked away.
 To this day, my sister has never let me forget.
 
 
 FOURTH TESTIMONY :
 While in line at the bank one afternoon, my toddler decided to release
 some pent-up energy and ran amok.
 I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust
 and annoyance from other patrons.
 I told her that if she did not start behaving "right now" she would be punished.
 To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening,
 "If
RAVENHAWK
 by RAVENHAWK on 30 August    2008 - 22:08
                            
Rebecca,


Brilliant!!!! I especially liked the first one.


In Laghter and Life,


Ravenhawk

 by RockyMud on 30 August    2008 - 23:08
                            
What was the end of the fourth one? It just shows up "if"....



Great laughs though.

lol..

Rocky

JustLurkin
 by JustLurkin on 30 August    2008 - 23:08
                            
It's here.


www.rose-hulman.edu/~zeigleem/think_before_you_speak.htm


 


 

 by RockyMud on 31 August    2008 - 01:08
                            
Thoses are GREAT! Brillant! I am laughing so hard, that I cannot think....

Rocky





    




  

  

 


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