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by gsdlover7 on 26 January 2009 - 23:01
How Dogs and Men are Alike
1. Both keep moving. ..even when they are lost.
2. Both take up too much space on the bed.
3. Both have irrational fears about the vacuum cleaner.
4. Both are threatened by their own kind.
5. Neither understands what you see in cats.
6. Both want dominance.
7. Both do the dishes by licking them clean.
8. Both chase cars.
9. The larger ones tend to drool.
10. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.
How Dogs are Better Than Men
1. Dogs don't have problems expressing affection in public.
2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.
3. You can train a dog.
4. Dogs are very direct about wanting to go out.
5. Dogs understand what "NO" means.
6. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.
7. When dogs play "fetch", they don't laugh at how you throw.
8. Dogs are color blind.
9. Dogs understand if some of their friends aren't allowed to come inside.
Why Dogs are Better Than Women
1. Dogs understand that instincts are better than asking for directions.
2. Dogs like beer.
3. Dogs don't hate their bodies.
4. Dogs don't criticize.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. Dogs never expect gifts.
7. Dogs don't want to know about every other dog you've ever had.
8. Dogs don't let a magazine article guide their lives.
9. You never have to wait for a dog, they're ready to go 24 hours
10. Dogs don't cry.
11. Dogs love it when your friends come over.
12. A dog' time in the bathroom is confined to a quick drink.
13. Dogs don't expect you to call when you're running late - the later you are,
the more excited they are to see you.
14. Anyone can get a good looking dog.
15. Dogs enjoy heavy petting in public.
16. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
17. Dogs don't mind if you give their offspring away.
18. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
19. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
20. A dog's parents never visit.
by London on 27 January 2009 - 00:01
Hmmmm....where is the section "How dogs and women are alike?" hahaha
by Kinolog on 27 January 2009 - 00:01
Got a chuckle from a few but I beg to differ on a few points... As far as the crying, you should hear one of my males in the back of the vehicle when he knows we're going to the dog park. I am afraid the police are going to pull me over.
by Baldursmom on 27 January 2009 - 07:01
These always get a chuckle out of me.
Bottom line, dogs are better than people period.
Bottom line, dogs are better than people period.
by Davren on 27 January 2009 - 14:01
Can anyone add to the lists???
How Dogs and Men are Alike:
Both love to play in dirt and manage to bring large quantities into the house.
How Dogs Are Better Than Men:
Dogs don't pee on the toilet (and/or floor). They just drink out of the toilet instead of dirtying another glass!
How Dogs and Men are Alike:
Both love to play in dirt and manage to bring large quantities into the house.
How Dogs Are Better Than Men:
Dogs don't pee on the toilet (and/or floor). They just drink out of the toilet instead of dirtying another glass!
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