Texting For Horse People

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by clc29 on 14 March 2011 - 15:03

One of my horsey friends sent this to me. Thought you might like a good chuckle.

(Some could be changed for dogs)

Texting for horse people:
OOH - out of hay
LAS - lost a shoe
BBM - bastard just bit me
FOMHL - fell off my horse laughing
FTC - forgot the carrots
MIHA - mare's in heat, again
IPTI - I'll pick up tennis instead
LWW - lesson went well
MSMBO - mud sucked my boot off
HSIH - horse snot in hair
HAO - hay all over
HIMB - hay in my BRA
PIHH - poop induced half halt
UD - unplanned dismount
PTTDG - prayed to the dirt god
MMM - master manure mucker
OOM - out of money
MHTS - more horses than sense
BAHHFDP - bought another horse husband filed divorce papers
GBBF - got board bill, fainted
GFBF - got farrier bill, fainted
HRHCF - husband realized horse costs, fainted
SLH - Smell like horse
DQFOY - Dressage Queen fell off - yipee
HTNHFH - hiding the new horse from hubby
WWFNS - will work for new saddle
AROGC - arena rained out - going crazy
SSB - saddle sore butt
BTLGR - b###hy trainer left - good riddance
ALIGAR - At least I got a ribbon
NLT - no lesson today
HGR - have a great ride!
FTMBA - foals take my breath away
HWNTTAAH - Honey, we need to talk about a horse
BHLATB - But honey look at the bloodlines

by beetree on 14 March 2011 - 15:03

MSMBO: Mud Sucked My Boot Off!

LOL.........I hate it when that happens!

p.s. Don't mention dogs!!!!

by Ruger1 on 14 March 2011 - 15:03

clc29

       I am glad you posted this....I love it...

                ..... OOM....out of money...true story...: )

           .....      BHLATB....but hunny look at the bloodlines....Classic....lol...

by ziegenfarm on 14 March 2011 - 15:03

MSMBO..........still laughing over that one! don't know how many times that has happened to me. there i am trying to stand on one leg & not put my bare foot down. always start to lose my balance and put the other foot down. YUK! and it wouldn't be so bad if it was just mud, but you know it is a whole lot more of something else!
pjp

by Ruger1 on 14 March 2011 - 15:03

    SLH...HIMB...: )

        So true...lol....: )

by clc29 on 14 March 2011 - 15:03

I thought it was too funny not to share......and even funnier that I can relate to so many

Ruger1........BHLATB.........thats my favorite.

HIMB..........every morning and every evening.

by Ruger1 on 14 March 2011 - 16:03

     Speaking of HIMB and SLH....I have stalls to clean.....: )

              Barn sitting for trainer.....: )

by dAWgESOME on 15 March 2011 - 02:03

That was great and can so easy to switch a "H" for a "D" - very funny

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