Schutzhund and only schutzhund? - Page 3

No "real" dogs in the virtual SchH club.  Only dogs that could be working Police K-9's, but aren't or could be top level sport dogs but aren't.  Only because the owner / breeder says they can be and decided not to do those things.  Only dogs that have never been tested, but every one knows they are "real." 

Ok, as self proclaimed President and Founder of the
"Virtual Schutzhund Club", I will assign the following duties,
Slam you are LEO, so therefore you will be Judge of all virtual
working trials, GSDPACK can be treasurer, as a starving student
she will be able to keep our funds in check.

Because Fozzie is over "there" somewhere, Fozzie can be
our "International Judge" as well.
Justde can be Vice President,
Ace can be the National Training Director.

We are off and virtually running!
Memberships will be available for
$999.99USD, payable by cash or Paypal.

This will get you all the virtual titles you want!

Pssst, for all my virtual execs, we will also start a
Virtual Health Registry too!!!

All rights reserved, patent pending 2012-3000

This is groundbreaking! Why didn't I think of this sooner?
The f*cking time and $$ we could have saved!

We'll/I'll be rich! Rich I say!!

We interupt this infomercial for the Virtual Schutzhund Club
to announce a thread has been started for the darling
GSDPACK

I rather do Virtual Shutzhund than talk about me.. I will talk about Bob.

Not so fast young lady, we are going to talk about you.  The other thread is all about you. 

Can I be the treasurer of the Virtual SchH Club? I want to get started right away. I need dues from all members. I have to pay for the field to be mowed. The grass is getting long.

Chaz,
You will only use our money to buy more snazzy clothes!
No way virtual sports friend, you will have to be happy with
being the Virtual Breed Warden.

I'm sure you can take bribes while holding that position,
in fact, they will be encouraged.

I guess I'll settle for TD.

Don't think of it as settling, because I had
appointed Ace, but hey, we will be so huge we'll need 2!

Also, all executive position in the Virtual Schutzhund Club
will come with a liberal expense account

And "gratuities" will or course be accepted

Ahem...I believe some dogs already have virtual SchH titles..in reality.